This is the authentic kind, not the kind you can get for $3.50 at the deli. Meticulously prepared, using a variety of ingredients, flavors, and studio artists, but only those of the highest quality.
Dispatch: Trail Mix
Raisins, peanuts, M&M's, cashews, rock, folk, funk, reggae, something for the outdoors, something you can always count on to munch on, something that holds up well on the road. Makes you want to go backpacking, or at least play some Ultimate Frisbee.
Jefferson Airplane: Sloppy Joe's
Spicy, tangy, wild, erratic, not entirely based on logic. On a personal level, this seems to be something that my mom was a little too enthusiastic about. Seriously, before she became a vegetarian, we had them like, once a week at least. (Note: This does not include Jefferson Starship or Starship.)
Ke$ha: Hostess Twinkies
So heavily produced there isn't anything organic left, makes you feel sick inside, clogs your arteries, sends you into insulin shock, leaving you in such an altered state that you seriously consider brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack. And a very unnerving texture.
Mighty Mighty Bosstones: Barbecue Spare Ribs
A tight horn section, giving it a tangy, spicy, and smoky flavor. Still, it's messy, and doesn't mix well with high society or formal occasions.
Bad Religion: Satay Peanut Sauce
Smooth, spicy, a bit heavy. Sends some people into anaphylactic shock.
