I am the one person on earth who actually likes Almond Joys. Every other person on God's Spaceship Earth hates Almond Joy. Growing up, about one in fifteen houses would give out Almond Joy, apparently because they hated children and wanted to ruin their Halloweens by giving them inedible candy. Somehow, all this excess Almond Joy would find its way in my direction. I would get free candy by eating other peoples' unwanted junk. I had found my own economic niche.
But there must be something more to this holiday than excessive consumption of empty calories, acts of vandalism and hijinks, excessive drinking and low budget zombie movies, right? Of course not, and that's why Halloween is the best holiday of the year.
Have a good one.
