The Ozone Shack is Now on Facebook

The Ozone Shack now has its own official Facebook fan page (unfortunately, created by yours truly).  Become a fan and be the first to know when there's a new post!

Ok, was that too enthusiastic?  How about this: BE A FAN OF THE OZONE SHACK ON FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN BE COOLER THAN ALL YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FIRST TO KNOW AND SUBSEQUENTLY READ THE LATEST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or how about old-timey advertising instead: Try Elixir of Ozone Revitalizing Tonic, the only cure for the grippe, cholera, dysentery, toothaches, and bear mauling!

I could instead appeal with edgy teen demographic marketing: This fanpage is x-treme.  Don't be LAME like your PARENTS!  Do kick-flips and 1080's while listening to bands that headline WARPED TOUR!  AWESOME!

I could go with the feminine appeal angle: You are you!  You deserve to get what you want and still be beautiful, so why not do both by becoming a fan of The Ozone Shack.

Or conversely, the masculine angle: Are you tired of being WEAK and UNDERSEXED?  Is your PENIS TOO SMALL?  Studies show that reading The Ozone Shack results in INCREASED TESTOSTERONE!  So what are you waiting for?  Take control of your life today, and BA A MAN!

Or like maybe a movie trailer: In a world... where UV rays are damaging to the existence of the Earth's Biosphere... a hero... will be born.  Get ready for the most exciting oxygen isomer of the summer... Rolling Stone raves "sure to be a classic for generations to come..." this summer, come inside... THE OZONE SHACK!  (Rated PG13 for extreme lewdness and frequent cock jokes.)

Or I could just be myself and advertise it in a typical Ozone Shack way.  Be a fan because for some reason I'm sad about my car/spaceship dying like a friggin year ago so maybe it will make me feel better about myself.

Also, there is now a logo, graciously designed for free by Olenka Malarecka.

Pretty spiffy, if I do say so myself.